Coolamon Rotary

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November 27, 2007

The Lions Bell

The Mystery Continues.

At last night's Rotary meeting the case of the missing Rotary bell and donger continued.

In the place of the dulcet tones of our Rotary bell we had to put up with the insipid tone of the Lions bell and inferior donger.


Seen discussing the mystery are on the left one Lion, Bill and on the right one Rotarian Ed.
Bill is a lawyer and Ed a man of the cloth. Now it came to pass that the culprit, a Lion, is known to us and his deeds will do him nor his club no good. In fact the punishment for a Lion removing Rotary regalia is to be made mane less, or man less, or both, not a good look for a lion. The only lions who are mane less come from Tsavo East game park in Kenya. The famed man eaters of Tsavo:

The Man Eaters of Tsavo.

Two of the descendants of the man eaters of Tsavo take a breather during their amorous trysts.


Would the culprit Lion please note that the mane less look is not a good one for a lion and neither is the man less one. Therefore we suggest that the Rotary bell and donger be returned forthwith, polished and in good condition.

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